Greetings Tumblr. My name's Lauren :D

I am a 23 year old (forgot to change that again lol) rabid fangirl, uni-graduate, ex-barista-in-training, English Teacher in Japan. True story.

I currently live in a really small, rural town in Fukushima Prefecture, Japan. Yes that's the one with the nuclear reactors, unfortunately I have yet to develop radiation-induced superpowers :O Probably because the daily dosage is too low, dammit XD
Sometimes I even understand some Japanese :O ショック!でも、まだ勉強してるよ!

I've recently turned into a rabid Arashi fangirl. Sorry? I am somewhat (lol somewhat) obsessed with the Japanese boyband ARASHI (a-ra-shi, for dream -lowers hand dramatically-). Previously, I was obsessed with Supernatural and its unreasonably attractive cast. I'm also very fond of some other attractive Japanese men, Korean boy/girl bands, pokemon, and some regular TV shows (Teen Wolf, GoT, Dr Who - I haven't been keeping up well recently though unfortunately).

I'm a multi-fandom, multi-interest, multi-shipper. On my blog you will find a delightful mish-mash of stuff I find hilarious, and fandom related posts. And pictures of overly attractive men. Because I can't help it, sometimes (always) they're just so pretty I want to cry.






back to school shopping for a backpack


don’t forget your pencils!!


and your lunch


and your asswhoopen nerd 



Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?

I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.

Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash pile Man Candle section. You will see candles called MMM, Bacon!. Riding Mower. Man Town. (I’m not kidding. Man Town.) Stay strong. Not in this section, but likely very near this section, you will find a candle called Mountain Lodge.

Hold this jar in your hands like a talisman. Close your eyes and picture a man.

I want to be clear: I’m not talking about a Hugh Dancy. Or an Andrew Garfield, a Ben Whishaw, even a Tom Hiddleston. This exercise requires someone in the Chris Evans weight class. The Richard Armitage department. Someone with smile lines around his eyes who could chop the cedar for your bower with his own hands, strangle an alpha wolf, carry you home when you sprain your ankle in the woods, bench press your entire body. Picture this man in your mountain home with a full beard, a slightly grimy white henley, a fond half smile he reserves only for you. Now open the lid and smell Mountain Lodge.

Steady yourself on the man candle display. Give yourself a second. No, you’re not wrong. Yes, the Yankee Candle Company has just eliminated the need for men. This medium tumbler Mountain Lodge candle jar is now your boyfriend. The Yankee Candle Company has effectively replaced the need for contact with the male half of our species with a compact and clean-burning candle in a jar.

"Do you like this one?" the cashier asked, ringing me up. "Every man should be required by law to smell like what this candle smells like," I replied intensely. "That’ll be $12.01," she said.




in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out


in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

At the groceries store



Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes